Thursday, December 1, 2011

Story of a Nose and a Lego. A TRUE STORY

Let me tell you the story of a itty bitty witty Lego and a little boy who we will call Steven.
Steven was a mischievous child perhaps a bit more than others, who one day (or night) decided to put a Lego up his nose.
The Lego wondered up his nostril and decided to stay right at the entrance of his sinus... (the one by his cheek). Meanwhile mommy and daddy didn't know of the mischief little Steven had committed, continued to live a normal life.

But a time came, that mommy decided to bring little Steven to the ear, nose and throat doctor, just for a check up and to say hi! to a friend from her country. Little that she knew that the visit will became an in office surgery.

After almost 2 and 1/2 hours of sucking, pulling, and yanking, little boy Steven was free of the malignant Lego that was calcified and had created and stinking smell.

Now little Steven is Lego Free, and the foreign object is in the bottom of an alcohol glass displayed in his room for mommy to laugh about it and have a nice story to tell her grandchildren one day.

The End.

Scripture of the Day

"Bring ye all the tithes
into the storehouse, that
there may be meat in mine house,
and prove me now herewith,
saith the Lord of hosts;
if I will not open you the
windows of heaven, and pour
you out a blessing, that
there shall not be room enough
to receive it

-Malachi 3:10-
Country Wisdom

"Friendship is
a plant
which must
often be

-German Proverb-

Weird things my Family Says

Walt to Maureen, the day of the Talk: Try to say Polo- Ponies not paloponees people will understand you...
Maureen: When do I say that? before or after the talk?
Steven: Why do I have to do laundry. Just buy me more clothes...
Samantha: I'm six (not really) I can go out by myself
Steven: "Mom!! Samantha is not sharing her milk"
Samantha: "NOoo! I have GOODIES, I'm coughing"
Samantha, the day we didn't know where Oddie was: " Mami!! Oddie TESTAPIER"...
Mom giggling: "don't worry we'll find him"
Samantha to mom the day she had her teeth checked at school:
"The doctor said I don't have cabinets in my teeth"
Samantha to Steven the day he came from school and rang the doorbell as he opened the door with his key:
"Why you ding the dong?"

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