This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment This is a very exciting new program that I wil explain using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the
- If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to
- If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
- If you purchase a computer it will go to
- If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to
, Mexico , and Honduras (unless you buy organic). Guatemala
- If you buy a car it will go to
- If you purchase useless crap it will go to
And none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in