Saturday, January 12, 2008

Have you seen Bubble Boy?

Well if you haven't go see it, I took it personal but I laughed about it.........

With Danny Trejo after the "Bright and Shiny" people, trying to make them go bright and shiny on his knife, and the freaks that I have no idea why they are there or what are they doing, you have enough to laugh about.

But wait there's more, when Jimmy meets Papi, that for only $500 and a box of depends will take him from Las Vegas to New York and on his way he gets to know more about Papi, Pipi, and Punany (don't ask) you have a line of adventures to enjoy with the family (Really!!)

"Don't live and regret" I say.

Fabio is there so that's one more reason to watch this movie, I don't want to give much away but the Indian Hippie will light your journey to this family film
I seen this movie 100 times and every time I find something more to laugh about.

Friday, January 11, 2008

A little Sad!

Our Bishop is moving away in few days, and soon we will have a new Bishop (I have a little idea of whom might be the one) anyway the whole church will be changed, from Bishopric to Relief Society to primary, I am praying I will stay on my calling I really like it, but my Patriarchal blessing said other things (even thought it doesn't mention the RS) anyway, Sister Elliott officially belongs to Southington, (lucky Southington) and in one week the Evans will belong to Cali.
Our Heavenly Father Blessed us with wonderful people in our lives, he brought over a marvelous Bishop, I have to tell the truth I was skeptical at the beginning but he proved to be a wonderful leader and friend. In the years I been in church I met some families who had moved away in body but not in spirit, their love for their callings and the church had left a mark in our humble ward; when the Evans leave their friendship will stay forever, we will miss them very much, and I'm sure the Primary kids will miss them too.
This new year will bring great changes and new callings for many of us, our ward is up to new beginnings, and new and marvelous blessings.
We will miss very much the Elliots and the Evans but the best part of all is that they are just a phone call away. :D

For the New Year

Thanks Christy I find this one just perfect

To all my friends who sent me best wishes in 2007, or promises of good luck if I forwarded something; it did NOT WORK.
For 2008, could you please just send either money, chocolate or gasoline vouchers.

Thank you!

Monday, January 7, 2008

Thanks to all.

Dear All

My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat dropping in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown); who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program .....
Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split $7 million with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died intestate.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward the e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy gas without taking a friend along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan .

Thanks to you, I can't use any one's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

And thanks to your great advice, I can't even pick up the $5.00 I found dropped in the car park because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump.

I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's room mate.

By the way....a South American scientist after a lengthy study has discovered that people with low IQ who have infrequent sexual activity always read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

Again Thank You So Much For A Great Year.

Happy New Year
Scripture of the Day

"Bring ye all the tithes
into the storehouse, that
there may be meat in mine house,
and prove me now herewith,
saith the Lord of hosts;
if I will not open you the
windows of heaven, and pour
you out a blessing, that
there shall not be room enough
to receive it

-Malachi 3:10-
Country Wisdom

"Friendship is
a plant
which must
often be

-German Proverb-

Weird things my Family Says

Walt to Maureen, the day of the Talk: Try to say Polo- Ponies not paloponees people will understand you...
Maureen: When do I say that? before or after the talk?
Steven: Why do I have to do laundry. Just buy me more clothes...
Samantha: I'm six (not really) I can go out by myself
Steven: "Mom!! Samantha is not sharing her milk"
Samantha: "NOoo! I have GOODIES, I'm coughing"
Samantha, the day we didn't know where Oddie was: " Mami!! Oddie TESTAPIER"...
Mom giggling: "don't worry we'll find him"
Samantha to mom the day she had her teeth checked at school:
"The doctor said I don't have cabinets in my teeth"
Samantha to Steven the day he came from school and rang the doorbell as he opened the door with his key:
"Why you ding the dong?"

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