Thursday, March 26, 2009

I Now Declare You Human

Oh please! tell me if you never been bit by a dog..., I mean is like a "Rite of Passage" You have to get bit by a dog in order to become a true human, Everybody I know has been bit by some dog, a Friend's, family's, neighbor's, own dog, it's needed, even expected of a person to go through this. 
It's like chicken pox or the flu, once in you life time we had it.

Well last Saturday was Steven's turn, he ended up with 2 punctures on the back of his hand and 2 stitches on his palm.


It Was the neighbor's dog a 5 months old Labrador mix, (if you ask me it look more like a mix of
 everything else but Labrador), and the
 story goes, that Steven saw the dog wagging his tail at him and he went to pet him, the dog snapped and bit him on his hand, the end.

After spending hours in the hospital he just got 2 stitches and a pain killer, "Have to see the Dr. on Tuesday" they said. 

At the pediatrician's office he got one stitch removed because it needed to release the stuff that was accumulating under the skin, and there he got his tetanus shot, they couldn't give him that
 at the hospital... ? ? ?

Now we have another issue, the dog didn't have any shoots, so (Listen to this)  they quarantine the dog AND if the dog get sick I have to take Steven to the Dr's for his rabies shoots, but ONLY if the dog gets sick, and I'm pretty sure it will, Steven is not the cleanest kid in the block,I wouldn't bite him. :D

If you are wondering about the dog? , he is fine, pretty scare at the pound, but so far he is OK he'll be released on the 14th if, he doesn't get sick. 

Steven had been release to the wild already, (but he keeps coming back) and officially, he's human. (that's a relief) 

So that's the story, and I'm sticking to it. . .  lol
Scripture of the Day

"Bring ye all the tithes
into the storehouse, that
there may be meat in mine house,
and prove me now herewith,
saith the Lord of hosts;
if I will not open you the
windows of heaven, and pour
you out a blessing, that
there shall not be room enough
to receive it

-Malachi 3:10-
Country Wisdom

"Friendship is
a plant
which must
often be
watered."

-German Proverb-

Weird things my Family Says

Walt to Maureen, the day of the Talk: Try to say Polo- Ponies not paloponees people will understand you...
Maureen: When do I say that? before or after the talk?
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Steven: Why do I have to do laundry. Just buy me more clothes...
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Samantha: I'm six (not really) I can go out by myself
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Steven: "Mom!! Samantha is not sharing her milk"
Samantha: "NOoo! I have GOODIES, I'm coughing"
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Samantha, the day we didn't know where Oddie was: " Mami!! Oddie TESTAPIER"...
Mom giggling: "don't worry we'll find him"
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Samantha to mom the day she had her teeth checked at school:
"The doctor said I don't have cabinets in my teeth"
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Samantha to Steven the day he came from school and rang the doorbell as he opened the door with his key:
"Why you ding the dong?"

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