Wednesday, May 21, 2008

PS: I'm a sucker

I cried all the way until the end. I love the movie, and I if you want to watch it you can borrow it from me, but let me tell you: You will need a big box of tissues" I just love the movie, it is so real.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Where the Babies Come From??

If you find yourself in the position that your small child is asking the eminent question... Where babies come from? here is a little visual aid that will help you explain it.

Babies come in different sizes and ways. First you find a person to marry then you decided to place the order for the perfect baby. You go online, to
"our Heavenly" click on Online catalog, and search for boy or a girl. It will take sometime before you receive the package with your baby inside, UPS delivers them, or sometimes is FedEx; all depends how fast you want your baby.

Then you open your box and there it is, the perfect baby you had ordered. But you know sometimes they get bumped and thrown around specially if the angel who packed the baby forgot to wrap the baby in bubble wrap And this is how you get a baby.

Scripture of the Day

"Bring ye all the tithes
into the storehouse, that
there may be meat in mine house,
and prove me now herewith,
saith the Lord of hosts;
if I will not open you the
windows of heaven, and pour
you out a blessing, that
there shall not be room enough
to receive it

-Malachi 3:10-
Country Wisdom

"Friendship is
a plant
which must
often be

-German Proverb-

Weird things my Family Says

Walt to Maureen, the day of the Talk: Try to say Polo- Ponies not paloponees people will understand you...
Maureen: When do I say that? before or after the talk?
Steven: Why do I have to do laundry. Just buy me more clothes...
Samantha: I'm six (not really) I can go out by myself
Steven: "Mom!! Samantha is not sharing her milk"
Samantha: "NOoo! I have GOODIES, I'm coughing"
Samantha, the day we didn't know where Oddie was: " Mami!! Oddie TESTAPIER"...
Mom giggling: "don't worry we'll find him"
Samantha to mom the day she had her teeth checked at school:
"The doctor said I don't have cabinets in my teeth"
Samantha to Steven the day he came from school and rang the doorbell as he opened the door with his key:
"Why you ding the dong?"

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