Thursday, December 1, 2011

Story of a Nose and a Lego. A TRUE STORY

Let me tell you the story of a itty bitty witty Lego and a little boy who we will call Steven.
Steven was a mischievous child perhaps a bit more than others, who one day (or night) decided to put a Lego up his nose.
The Lego wondered up his nostril and decided to stay right at the entrance of his sinus... (the one by his cheek). Meanwhile mommy and daddy didn't know of the mischief little Steven had committed, continued to live a normal life.

But a time came, that mommy decided to bring little Steven to the ear, nose and throat doctor, just for a check up and to say hi! to a friend from her country. Little that she knew that the visit will became an in office surgery.

After almost 2 and 1/2 hours of sucking, pulling, and yanking, little boy Steven was free of the malignant Lego that was calcified and had created and stinking smell.

Now little Steven is Lego Free, and the foreign object is in the bottom of an alcohol glass displayed in his room for mommy to laugh about it and have a nice story to tell her grandchildren one day.

The End.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Testimonials Monday

Every first Sunday of the month, I have that little puff that wants me to give my testimony, but it seems that my heavy body needs something like a tornado to actually get up and give it.

Well since last Testimonial Sunday, I decided that if I just can gather the courage to do it on "THAT" Sunday, I will post it in my blog Monday morning and I will call it "Testimonials Monday" why not? can I do that?

Anyway, I have the KNOWLEDGE of truthfulness of the church, I believe that my faith went from a believer to a "knower" of the gospel; the Summer I went to Palmyra and received a personal, Very Real, revelation of the things I had never seen but I deeply believed. I can't say it enough that the church is true, and the teachings within it, without reviving the moment I realized it myself.

I don't expect you to believe me, I expect you to question it; to look at my faith with skepticism; to challenge my believes, and to criticize what I do and don't do, "BUT" I would like you to open your mind and your heart while you do it, and perhaps to give a prayer before your journey across my faith.

If you pray to have an open mind and heart, a sense of peace and understanding might fill you in, and your questions would be answer. I say it might because all depends on your prayer.

I was introduced to the church at a younger age and thought the basics, soon after I moved on and the church was not longer in my life. Many years later I returned to the church, and I was happy but as I learned more about it, my questions, challenges and skepticism grew. I was there where you are right now, it only took a sincere prayer, and open mind and a contrite spirit to received the revelation I was looking for.

I didn't see God or Jesus Christ, through the Spirit of revelation I saw what I needed to see, felt what it was there to feel, and learned what it was there for me to learn.

Now I have the knowledge that I'm here for a purpose, perhaps I haven't figure it out yet but I'm working on it. I know that the church is true, the teachings are there to guide us to our Heavenly Father, I know of the Atonement of Jesus Christ and I'm grateful for it, because it will allow me, and my family to return to our Father in Heaven as a Forever Family.

I leave my Testimony in the name of Jesus Christ
Amen.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Blogging Vs Posting

Well I came to the conclusion that Blogging is better that posting.

Hear me out for a moment.
To have a blog you need time to register, design and perhaps think what are you going to post. Most of the time your thoughts come from deep inside, your life, your mind, your heart.
You use pictures to illustrate your point.
Most of you audience are friends, family or people who are REALLY interested in reading you.
Blogging shows the real deep inside of you. The real you...

Posting: . . .
Take you few seconds to register, and you are stuck with the same generic page than the other 4 million people have.
Anyone, and everyone can read your posts.
you have 400 "friends" in your list and perhaps you really know 5 and are acquainted with 7 more. the rest of your "friends" are just gamers that as you, they need someone else to advance in their game.
Your daily... yeah DAILY!!! post mean rubbish; they reflect what you are doing but not what you really are. It might be that you only have 500 characters to express yourself, and to really know someone you would need more than 500 characters.

Blogging. . . Posting . . .

Posting gives your readers the annoying feeling that a bullet in your splint, will feel better than reading about your eggs and spam, and how much you hate the ticket you got. Blogging gives the reader the warm fuzzy feeling you had when you were writing your piece.

YEAH!!!!!

EPIPHANY!!! Posting is just a thought, Blogging is Art.
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Scripture of the Day

"Bring ye all the tithes
into the storehouse, that
there may be meat in mine house,
and prove me now herewith,
saith the Lord of hosts;
if I will not open you the
windows of heaven, and pour
you out a blessing, that
there shall not be room enough
to receive it

-Malachi 3:10-
Country Wisdom

"Friendship is
a plant
which must
often be
watered."

-German Proverb-

Weird things my Family Says

Walt to Maureen, the day of the Talk: Try to say Polo- Ponies not paloponees people will understand you...
Maureen: When do I say that? before or after the talk?
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Steven: Why do I have to do laundry. Just buy me more clothes...
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Samantha: I'm six (not really) I can go out by myself
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Steven: "Mom!! Samantha is not sharing her milk"
Samantha: "NOoo! I have GOODIES, I'm coughing"
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Samantha, the day we didn't know where Oddie was: " Mami!! Oddie TESTAPIER"...
Mom giggling: "don't worry we'll find him"
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Samantha to mom the day she had her teeth checked at school:
"The doctor said I don't have cabinets in my teeth"
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Samantha to Steven the day he came from school and rang the doorbell as he opened the door with his key:
"Why you ding the dong?"

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